WCSL's Andy Cross to host forklift classes
After a minor mishap with WCSL forklift operator Eric Solari during truss
stacking outside WCSL's warehouse, Assistant Manager Andy Cross has
announced a refresher course will be mandatory for all operators at the
numerous
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WCSL CEO has sports car mishap on way to work
CEO Paul Doty was uninjured, but visibly upset this week concerning a
mishap he had with his 350Z sports car while negotiating a corner just
before the WCSL shop driveway. "I've taken that corner every day of
my life at triple digits with zero problems" stated Doty. "The
one thing you don't want to see at those speeds is a guy in the driveway
pushing a shopping cart full of cans". His car on the
other hand, although burned beyond recognition, seemed very happy,
and kept announcing "You have arrived at your destination, you have
arrived at your destination, you have arrived at....."....
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WCSL employee sustains minor injuries, company announces
abandonment of the Neptune 5000 Finalizer
WCSL's own engineer Reno Bianchi has announced he will retire from sound
work this year after a mishap with the Neptune Finalizer. "We've had
a number of problems with the Finalizer series over the past few years"
stated CEO Paul Doty Tuesday. We decided to discontinue the product
entirely after several employee's began having headaches while using the
device at shows.....
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WCSL's Matt Cross to be a father
Yes WCSL's Matt Cross will soon be a daddy. True
to his perfectionist form, Matt has been honing his parenting skills with
the children of friends and co-workers.....
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WCSL to offer free chicken with every rental in June
In light of the ever increasing Chicken population around WCSL,
Entrepreneurial minded President Matt Cross announced this week that June
will be "Chicken Month" at WCSL. Not to be outdone, sister sound
company "Spider Ranch" in Pescadero California quicky announced "Free
spider month" in June.....
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Neptune Corp. announces the new Neptune 1 Million Series Finalizer
Neptune announced this week a total recall on all previous versions of
the Neptune Finalizer due to what they called "a distinct flaw in it's
design" All problems supposedly have been addressed in the new
Finalizer, however the company has issued a statement that the standard
rack sise if 19" may have to be increased to accommodate the new product.....
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